Robots Drinking Tea, LLC.
What we do
- Custom software for B2B teams that need it built right the first time.
- Web platforms, internal tools, APIs, and the plumbing that holds them together.
- End-to-end product delivery — from blank canvas to deployed system.
Selected work
Agent Ready Bot
Shoppers are starting to send an AI ahead of them. Agent Ready Bot reads a store the way ChatGPT and Perplexity do, then reports what they actually found — doors held shut by bot rules, pages that arrive blank until JavaScript fills them in, prices sealed inside images.
Fifteen checks, the raw crawler responses as evidence, and fixes written for the platform the store really runs on. First scan free; a second scan confirms the fix landed.
CrawlerAgentic commerceShipped 2026
Starry Night Stories
A parent uploads one photo, and their child becomes the illustrated hero of a bedtime story written that night — name, age, three favorite things, a genre, and an optional lesson to land at the end. The story arrives with its own illustrations, a printable PDF, and narration read aloud, saved to a library that never expires.
Behind the storybook is a full consumer product: accounts and a one-time eBook credit system with no subscription, an AI pipeline for text, images, and audio, and print-on-demand fulfillment that turns favorite stories into a hardcover keepsake shipped to the door.
Generative AIConsumer webPayments & fulfillment
Tap A Wish
A card gets read once and put in a drawer. Tap A Wish keeps it going — an NFC chip set into a personalized wax seal or keepsake, so the person holding it taps their phone against the card and a page opens: family photos, recorded messages, holiday wishes, the memories that belong with that moment.
Physical-to-digital gifting, built as one product: personalized physical goods on the front end, and a customizable web experience behind each tap that the sender fills with their own content and keeps as long as they want it.
NFCPhysical-to-digitalConsumer webIn development
Why "Robots Drinking Tea"?
Because the best software is the kind that runs forever in the background, calmly, while everything around it keeps moving. Robots that don’t panic. Code that takes its time.
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